I was at a family baby shower yesterday. I pulled out my sling and had it ready in case of a melt-down (it was wayyy past nap time).
As I pulled it over my head, my 3 year old niece walked up to me and asked, "Vas a darle boobies?"
I replied "I don't think he wants milk right now, maybe later."
"OK" as she casually walked away.